![]() ![]() ![]() MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. ![]() PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.) (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he co-operates fully with our investigation. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president’s ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. ![]() KEN STARR: I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the President of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.” That chicken should not be free to cross the road. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what “they” call it: the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. ![]()
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